-
Half Flexing, Half Existential Crisis | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug -
Bare Minimum Monday — a Practice. Effective Immediately. Renewable Weekly. Compulsory in Spirit. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift -
Quit the Apps. Met Someone in Real Life. She Also Met Me on the Apps. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
The Penguin Sees You Trying. The Penguin Is Unimpressed. The Penguin Remembers Nothing. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Have Decided My Plant Is Shy. The Alternative Is That I'm a Bad Caretaker. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
The Best Part of Any Social Event Is the Drive Home | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
DARTBOARD ON THE CEILING. UNCLEAR IF GOAL. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
My Cultural References Peaked in 2009 and I Am at Peace with It | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift -
Intelligent Life. Let Me Know When You Find It. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Existential Optimism | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug -
Existential Dread. Subscription Renewed | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug -
Wrote My Own Eulogy in the Shower. It Was the Most Attention I've Paid to My Life All Year. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug -
Remember 2008. When We Still Believed It Could Be Fixed. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
NIMBY. Should Resolve Itself in a Few Years. | Funny Political Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Artificial Intelligence. Shouldn't We Discover Real Intelligence First? | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
First We Built the Future. Now We Are Organising Against It. The Future Has Good HR. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift -
Bare Minimum Monday — a Practice. Effective Immediately. Renewable Weekly. Compulsory in Spirit. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift -
I Have the Energy. I Do Not Have the Will. These Are Different. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift -
First We Built the Future. Now We Are Organising Against It. The Future Has Good HR. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift -
Wrote My Own Eulogy in the Shower. It Was the Most Attention I’ve Paid to My Life All Year | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug -
The Old Internet Is Still Dying. It's Been Dying Since 2007. It Will Be Dying When I Am Dead. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Gift for Him -
Throwing Bottles into the Sea Was Nicer Than Dating Apps. The Currents Had Standards. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Friend Gift -
Debugging: 90% Existential Crisis | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug -
Artificial Intelligence. Shouldn't We Discover Real Intelligence First? | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
