Illustrated

Corporate Responsibility: A Theory Yet to Be Implemented. | Funny Work Coffee Mug

Forty Years. Never Changed a Nappy. This Is My Finest Achievement. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug

No, I Don't Have Plans for the Weekend. Next Question. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug

I Finally Have Free Time. I Have Scheduled It for Becoming a Better Person. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug

Marriage Is Two People Quietly Testing Who Can Ignore the Full Bin the Longest. | Funny Relationships Coffee Mug

My Barber Knows My Holiday Plans, My Divorce, and My Hope. I Know None of His. | Funny Relatable Coffee Mug

No Kids, No Reason, Still Exhausted Somehow. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug

Rejected the Meal. Then Demanded the Exact Same Meal. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug

Humbled & Grateful. Somehow Still Entirely About Me. | Funny Relatable Coffee Mug

Yes, I'm Thinking About Nothing. Actual, Genuine Nothing. | Funny Relatable Coffee Mug

I Don't Have Hobbies. I Have a Plant and Thirty Minutes to Spare. | Funny Hobbies Coffee Mug

That Snack Is No Longer Allowed in the House. Not the Snack's Fault. Mine. | Funny Food & Drink Coffee Mug

Corporate Leadership: Decision Avoidance Made Manifest. | Funny Work Coffee Mug

My Greatest Weakness Is Caring Too Much. (Please Promote Me.) | Funny Work Coffee Mug

The Landlord Calls It My Home. The Lease Calls It a Favour I Pay For. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug

Not Clean. Just Clean Enough for Office. | Funny Work Coffee Mug

My Five-Year Plan Is to Get Through Today. | Funny Work Coffee Mug

My Most Used Tool Is the Number of a Man Who Owns Tools. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug

I Came to Slay the Incompetent King. He Has Since Been Promoted Twice. | Funny Work Coffee Mug

Three Days of Sun and the Entire Nation Forgets How to Behave. | Funny Relatable Coffee Mug

The Future Is Bright (For the Robots). | Funny Tech Coffee Mug

Where Do I See Myself in Five Years? In This Chair, Lying With Great Conviction. | Funny Work Coffee Mug

Showed Up. Had Coffee. Left. | Funny Work Coffee Mug