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Have Not Worn Shoes in Three Weeks. Cannot Remember Where They Are. Do Not Need Them. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug -
Squats? Thought You Said Shots | Funny Coffee Mug -
IPA: Instant Personality Adjustment | Funny Coffee Mug -
Throwing Bottles into the Sea Was Nicer Than Dating Apps. The Currents Had Standards. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Friend Gift -
Found a Beautiful Old Book Called the Never Ending Story. Out of Print Since 1987. | Funny Coffee Mug -
Please Go Away. Respectfully. | Funny Coffee Mug -
Won the Argument. In the Shower. The Other Person Was Not Invited. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
Love in Every Season (And Every Receipt.) | Funny Coffee Mug -
No Pain, No Champagne | Funny Coffee Mug -
I Shift Careers Every Three Years. Each One Was Supposed to Be the One I Rest In. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
Took the Day Off for a Cough I Have Not Yet Developed | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Gift for Him -
Logging Off Used to Be a Verb. It Is Now a Privilege. | Funny Coffee Mug -
Problems Don't Get Fixed. They Get Renamed. | Funny Coffee Mug -
Not the First Time I've Had a Little Prick Shoot Inside Me | Funny Coffee Mug -
Television Peaked When a Cartoon Villain Interviewed Björk and Nobody Told the Audience Why | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Friend Gift -
Love Is Patient— —I’m Not | Funny Coffee Mug -
We Discussed It into the Ground. Then We Discussed Why Nothing Got Done. | Funny Coffee Mug -
Have a Saved Craigslist Search for a Couch I Will Never Buy. Ten Years Strong. | Funny Coffee Mug -
I Recycle My Bad Decisions | Funny Coffee Mug -
Quit Smoking. Took Up Worrying. Saved on Lighters. | Funny Coffee Mug -
Confidence: Faked Daily | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Gift for Him -
Enlightenment: Buffering | Funny Tech Coffee Mug -
Too Vintage to Care | Funny Coffee Mug -
Professionally Tired | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug
