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Both Working. Two Children. The Advice Is That There Is No Advice | Funny Coffee Mug

3 Hours. Zero Output. Department of Delayed Productivity. Active Since Sunrise. | Funny Office Coffee Mug

I Don't Like Reading Books. I Can Never Swipe to the Next Page | Funny Coffee Mug

Adulthood: The Rumour We Keep Starting About Each Other | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug

Country with a Redundant 'O' | Funny Coffee Mug

Some Call It Chaos, I Call It My Parenting Strategy | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

Beer Me Till I Care Again | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

Post-modern and Under-caffeinated | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

Saturday Felt Like a Tuesday. Tuesday Felt Like a Tuesday. So Did Friday. Something Is Wrong with the Week. | Funny Coffee Mug

People Tell You They Don't Like Your Personality. That's Impossible. You Don't Have One. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Friend Gift

Certificate of Adequate Effort. Showered. Left the House. What More Do You Want. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug

Bought a New Couch. The Couch Was Not the Problem | Funny Coffee Mug

Kindness Counts as Core Work | Funny Coffee Mug

Angels Protect. Sarcasm Directs | Funny Coffee Mug

Make America Gag Again | Funny Political Mug

I Have Special Needs. I Need You to Not Be an Idiot. | Funny Coffee Mug

Get Up. Try Again. Don't Be Dramatic. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift

I Called the School District IT Desk. They Told Me to Email the School District IT Desk. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

Have You Achieved the Rule of Seventy? Congratulations on Your Sudden Flexibility | Funny Coffee Mug

Brewed for the Algorithm: | Funny Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

Peace, Love, and Low-resolution Memories | Funny Coffee Mug

Calendar Invite. No Agenda. Subject Line: Catch Up. I Am Not Catching Anything Up. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

Took the Gym Seriously. Got the Body. Still Flinch at Vending Machines. | Funny Gym Coffee Mug