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Book an Appointment for Me to Give a Sh*t | Funny Sweary Coffee Mug

I Don't Rise and Shine. I Caffeinate and Hope. | Funny Coffee Mug

I Recycle My Bad Decisions | Funny Coffee Mug

Self-medicating with Consequences | Funny Coffee Mug

My Last Nerve Just Filed for Bankruptcy | Funny Coffee Mug

Out of Office. Back Monday. The Org Chart Will Not Be the Same. | Funny Office Coffee Mug

Relatives — Proof That Genes Have Humour | Funny Coffee Mug

Adulting Powered by Hope and Reheated Coffee | Funny Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift

Spiritually: Pending Update | Funny Coffee Mug

Can Someone Identify This Plant. I Have Had It for Nine Years. | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

My Laptop Is Now Millennial Cringe. I Am Writing This on It. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug

Quit the Apps. Met Someone in Real Life. She Also Met Me on the Apps. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift

Squats? Thought You Said Shots | Funny Coffee Mug

Half Flexing, Half Existential Crisis | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug

Some Emails Are Read with the Eyes. Some Are Read with the Lower Spine. | Funny Office Coffee Mug

Cheers to Tax-Deductible Hangovers | Funny Money Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift

Study Mode: Panic with Highlights | Funny Coffee Mug

Networking Advice for People Without Friends: There Is None | Funny Coffee Mug | Friend Gift

Rent and Groceries: A Romance. Two Costs That, Against All Odds, I Keep Current With. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug

The Group Chat Died on a Wednesday. No One Noticed. Including Me. | Funny Coffee Mug

Motherhood: 10% Hugs, 90% Logistics | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug

Capybara of Indifference. Patron of Those Who Cannot, Will Not, and Have Not Been Asked To. | Funny Animal Lover Coffee Mug

Are Baggy Jeans Still in. I Have Stopped Asking. Trousers Will Tell Me When They're Ready. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift