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It's Time to Draw the Line. I Will Draw It Tomorrow. | Funny Coffee Mug

I Refresh the Spreadsheet. Nothing Has Changed. I Refresh Again. | Funny Office Coffee Mug

Bought Ceremonial-grade Matcha. Bank Account: Also on Cleanse. | Funny Coffee Mug

Born Again Atheist. I Saw the Light and There Was Nothing There. | Funny Coffee Mug

JFBI -Just F*cking Build It! | Funny Sweary Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

Dear Santa, I Can Explain Poorly | Funny Coffee Mug

Love Is Patient— —I’m Not | Funny Coffee Mug

Powered by Charts, Caffeine, and Questionable Decisions | Funny Coffee Mug

Hydrate or Regret | Funny Coffee Mug

FRIENDLY REMINDER FROM MANAGEMENT. NOT FRIENDLY. NOT REMINDER. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

Performance Review: Resenteeism | Funny Office Mug | Coworker Gift

Set Five Alarms for the Artisan Raffle. Did Not Win. Did Not Stop. | Funny Coffee Mug

Some Countries Make It Illegal to Fire You and Replace You with a Chatbot. We Are Not in Those Countries. | Funny Tech Coffee Mug

Saturday Felt Like a Tuesday. Tuesday Felt Like a Tuesday. So Did Friday. Something Is Wrong with the Week. | Funny Coffee Mug

Craft Beer, Craftier Excuses | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

ROLE: SENIOR. EXPERIENCE: HUMBLED. CALIBRE: APPLICANT. | Funny Coffee Mug

My Pre-Workout Is Fear | Funny Gym Coffee Mug

Minimal Waste, Maximum Drama | Funny Political Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

Middle Age Came on Time. We Were Running Late | Funny Coffee Mug

I'd Agree with You, but Then We'd Both Be Wrong | Funny Coffee Mug

Replied All. Once. On Purpose. Now They All Reply All Forever. | Funny Office Coffee Mug

My Landlord Painted the Bedroom with a Roller. Over the Trim. Over the Outlet. Over the Spider. | Funny Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

Nothing Says I'm Sorry for Your Loss Like a Gift That Dies Before Your Eyes | Funny Coffee Mug