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All words, no pictures. Straight to the point.
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Capybara of Indifference. Patron of Those Who Cannot, Will Not, and Have Not Been Asked To. | Funny Animal Lover Coffee Mug -
The Eight-Limbed Path to Calling in Sick | Funny Office Mug -
Adulting: 1 Star. Would Not Recommend | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug -
A Little Wisdom, a Little Arthritis | Funny Birthday Mug | Gift for Him -
Job Description, Abridged: Must Be Able to Predict the Future, Perform Miracles, and Tolerate the Founders | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Minimal Waste, Maximum Drama | Funny Political Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Career Cushioning: Field Manual | Funny Office Mug | Coworker Gift -
Yes, They're Mine. No, I Don't Want to Talk About It. | Funny Coffee Mug -
Not Laziness. Lifestyle Choice | Funny Coffee Mug -
I Have 85 Inches of Pure Heaven at Home | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug -
Problems Don't Get Fixed. They Get Renamed. | Funny Coffee Mug -
Took Away the Coffee and Discovered I Am No One | Funny Coffee Mug -
I Love Being a Dad. Also: When Did I Last Finish a Sentence. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Dad Gift -
FFBI - Just F*cking Build It! | Funny Sweary Coffee Mug -
Worked a Four-hour Week. Made Possible by a Team of Six. | Funny Coffee Mug -
Mortgage Is Just Rent. Plus a Thirty-year Contract. Plus the Maintenance. Plus the Regret. | Funny Money Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
Air Travel Is Finally Back to Its Normal Level of Awful | Funny Travel Coffee Mug -
Praying for Patience I Won't Use | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Make It Happen — Or Fake It Well | Funny Office Mug | Coworker Gift -
DARTBOARD ON THE CEILING. UNCLEAR IF GOAL. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Built in Canada. Sold to Asia. Funded by France. Branded by Toulouse. We Are Very Canadian, Somehow. | Funny Travel Coffee Mug -
47 Tabs Open. 0 Tasks Complete. | Funny Office Mug | Coworker Gift -
She Asked If I Thought Her Parents Deserved to Be Grandparents. I Asked for the Bill | Funny Money Coffee Mug -
The AI Wrote the Code. Neither of Us Know Why. | Funny Tech Mug | Coworker Gift
