Work Humour

I Came to Slay the Incompetent King. He Has Since Been Promoted Twice. | Funny Work Coffee Mug

Where Do I See Myself in Five Years? In This Chair, Lying With Great Conviction. | Funny Work Coffee Mug

Showed Up. Had Coffee. Left. | Funny Work Coffee Mug

The Server Waits Until 1 AM. Only Then Does It Choose to Fail. | Funny Tech Coffee Mug

Automated Myself Out, Still in Meetings | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug

Ticket Closed. Problem Resolved. Fantasy Comes True | Funny Coffee Mug

The Thank-you Card List. Updated Quarterly. Nobody Knows It Exists. | Funny Coffee Mug

Senior Vice President of Circling Back | Funny Coffee Mug

ROLE: SENIOR. EXPERIENCE: HUMBLED. CALIBRE: APPLICANT. | Funny Coffee Mug

Still Here. Still Underpaid. Still Saving Everyone. | Funny Coffee Mug

The Printer Can Tell When Something Matters. That Is When It Stops. | Funny Coffee Mug

Quietly Quitting Loudly | Funny Coffee Mug

A Performance Improvement Plan Is a Calendar. Not a Plan. The Calendar Is for Them. | Funny Coffee Mug

The Printer Can Tell When Something Matters. That Is When It Stops. | Funny Coffee Mug

We're Letting You Go as Part of Our Continued Effort to Run the Company Without You in Particular | Funny Coffee Mug

Quit Smoking. Took Up Worrying. Saved on Lighters. | Funny Coffee Mug

Two-hundred-mile Round Trip. To a Job That Pays in Promises. | Funny Coffee Mug

Boreout: Like Burnout, but the Cause Is Nothing Happening. Symptoms Identical. Sympathy: Less. | Funny Coffee Mug

The Thank-you Card List. Updated Quarterly. Nobody Knows It Exists. | Funny Coffee Mug

Ticket Closed. Problem Resolved. Fantasy Comes True | Funny Coffee Mug

We're Letting You Go as Part of Our Continued Effort to Run the Company Without You in Particular | Funny Coffee Mug

Got Rejected from a Job I Never Applied for. Closure, Finally. | Funny Coffee Mug

We Did the Spreadsheet on Having a Second. The Spreadsheet Said Please Consult a Fortune Teller. | Funny Coffee Mug