{"product_id":"dont-be-dramatic-half-serious-mugs-no-393-11oz-ceramic-white-coffee-mug-for-bold-mornings","title":"Get Up. Try Again. Don't Be Dramatic. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe floor is temporary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe standing up is the whole job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA proper gift for the right person.\u003c\/strong\u003e Microwave and dishwasher safe 11oz ceramic — built for daily use, not the cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Half Serious Mugs. Smart, dry humour for people who think they're funnier than everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Half Serious Mugs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54095073673535,"sku":"3da3279d-7be5-4006-9c0f-4c87d147afff","price":31.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/9897\/6831\/files\/f6af6983-dea2-4fd4-991c-dae0d7302e17.jpg?v=1783943693","url":"https:\/\/halfseriousmugs.com\/products\/dont-be-dramatic-half-serious-mugs-no-393-11oz-ceramic-white-coffee-mug-for-bold-mornings","provider":"Half Serious Mugs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}