{"product_id":"half-serious-mugs-no-184-efficient-pipeline-white-ceramic-11oz-mug","title":"First Phone at Five. First Panic Attack at Six. The Pipeline Was Efficient. | Funny Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eOn schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAhead of it, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA proper gift for the right person.\u003c\/strong\u003e Microwave and dishwasher safe 11oz ceramic — built for daily use, not the cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Half Serious Mugs. Smart, dry humour for people who think they're funnier than everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Half Serious Mugs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54093542850879,"sku":"5e64d940-20f1-46e6-a36e-d71ae9ba4e97","price":31.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/9897\/6831\/files\/05101118-7a24-453d-a210-1481ea5cf32b.jpg?v=1783928765","url":"https:\/\/halfseriousmugs.com\/products\/half-serious-mugs-no-184-efficient-pipeline-white-ceramic-11oz-mug","provider":"Half Serious Mugs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}