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Deadpan. Slightly cynical. For people who think they're funnier than everyone else.
Raised on Lead Paint, Passive Smoke, and No Seatbelts. Somehow the Toughest Thing Was Our Own Back Pain. | Funny Nostalgia Coffee Mug
I Have Nine Stakeholders and Zero People Who Will Tell Me What to Do. | Funny Work Coffee Mug
Coffee at 11: Short Enough to Survive, Close Enough to Lunch to Escape. | Funny Work Coffee Mug
We'd Love for You to Burn Out More Quietly. For the Momentum. | Funny Work Coffee Mug
I Raised Them Together With the Tablet. The Tablet Did More. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug
I Can Still Jump. I Just Need a Reason, a Warm-Up. | Funny Fitness Coffee Mug
A Crisp, Confident Tuesday With Notes of Giving Up. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug
We Didn't Fall Out. We Stopped Having the Same Problems. | Funny Relationships Coffee Mug
Promoted to Leadership. Still Doing Everyone's Job but Mine. | Funny Work Coffee Mug
My Internet in 2016 = My Internet Now: Buffering, but Proudly. | Funny Tech Coffee Mug
Every Parenting Problem. One Answer: "Get a Fan." | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug
Nine Months of Silence, One New Leaf, All Is Forgiven. | Funny Hobbies Coffee Mug
I Downloaded an App to Enjoy Birds. I Am Now in a Competition the Birds Do Not Know About. | Funny Hobbies Coffee Mug
Notes of Oak, Stone Fruit, and a Quiet Need to Feel Something. | Funny Food & Drink Coffee Mug
The School Dental Van: A Free Checkup and a Lifelong Condition. | Funny Nostalgia Coffee Mug
I Never Think About My Ex. Unless a Song, a Smell, or a Tuesday Occurs. | Funny Relationships Coffee Mug
Inherited From My Great-Grandmother. It Has Achieved More Than I Have. | Funny Relatable Coffee Mug
I Finally Understand Why People Walk Into the Bush and Don't Come Back for Emails. | Funny Work Coffee Mug
The Bike Was Never the Expensive Part. | Funny Hobbies Coffee Mug
Work With a View. The View Is a Wall. | Funny Work Coffee Mug
Still Unmarried. The Village Has Theories. I Have Peace and a Spare Room. | Funny Relatable Coffee Mug
Please Look Happier While We Do This to You. | Funny Work Coffee Mug
Is This Normal? Asking for Me — Urgently. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug
Forty Years. Never Changed a Nappy. This Is My Finest Achievement. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug
A Digital Toast to Eternal Bandwidth and Short Vows | Funny Tech Mug
A Little Wisdom, a Little Arthritis | Funny Birthday Mug | Gift for Him
A Notification Chimes. I Reach for My Phone. Well Done, Pavlov. | Funny Tech Coffee Mug