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Deadpan. Slightly cynical. For people who think they're funnier than everyone else.
Job Description, Abridged: Must Be Able to Predict the Future, Perform Miracles, and Tolerate the Founders | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Praying for Patience I Won't Use | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Built in Canada. Sold to Asia. Funded by France. Branded by Toulouse. We Are Very Canadian, Somehow. | Funny Travel Coffee Mug
Mortgage Is Just Rent. Plus a Thirty-year Contract. Plus the Maintenance. Plus the Regret. | Funny Money Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
The Best Part of Any Social Event Is the Drive Home | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Journalled Once. Felt Worse. Stopped Immediately. Highly Recommend. | Funny Gym Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Asked the Internet If Anyone Else Was Having No Success with Dating. Replies Came in for a Year. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Main Character Energy. Villain Budget. | Funny Money Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Dad's Garage: Emotional Detox Zone | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
Asked the Apps Where I Went Wrong. They Sent Results. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Cat Hair: The Glitter of My Life | Funny Animal Lover Coffee Mug | Mum Gift
This Poster Does Emotional Labor | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift
Deadline Ostrich: Head in the Sand. Due Tomorrow. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
My Cultural References Peaked in 2009 and I Am at Peace with It | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift
Caffeine: Because Screaming into a Pillow Isn't Always Appropriate | Funny Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
Balancing Wisdom and Wi-Fi Issues Since Day One | Funny Coffee Mug
Bare Minimum Monday — a Practice. Effective Immediately. Renewable Weekly. Compulsory in Spirit. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift
Be Kind — Rewind Your Tone | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift