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Saw a Deer on the Way to Work. Talked About It for Six Months. Nothing Else Has Happened. | Funny Coffee Mug

Two-hundred-mile Round Trip. To a Job That Pays in Promises. | Funny Coffee Mug

Two Weeks Notice Is for People Who Got Two Weeks Notice | Funny Office Mug

May Your Marriage Outlast the Group Chat That Planned It | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

The Printer Can Tell When Something Matters. That Is When It Stops. | Funny Coffee Mug

Beast Mode? More Like Mildly Annoyed Mode | Funny Gym Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

Spoke Once. Got Called Arrogant. Will Continue | Funny Coffee Mug

Built in Canada. Sold to Asia. Funded by France. Branded by Toulouse. We Are Very Canadian, Somehow. | Funny Coffee Mug

Household Savings Account: Subscriptions, Branded as Discipline | Funny Money Coffee Mug

I Am Every Woman — Pissed Off | Funny Sweary Coffee Mug

I Am the Photo Album. Nine Thousand Pictures. None of Them Shared. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift

I Have Worked Beside This Person for Two Years. I Do Not Know What They Do. I Am Not Sure They Do. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift

They Said AI Would Help. They Were Not Specific About Who. | Funny Tech Coffee Mug

Ticket Closed. Problem Resolved. Fantasy Comes True | Funny Coffee Mug

The Towel Belongs to the Floor Now. We Do Not Discuss This. | Funny Coffee Mug

A Performance Improvement Plan Is a Calendar. Not a Plan. The Calendar Is for Them. | Funny Coffee Mug

Doing My Best — Mostly | Funny Coffee Mug

I Offend People Before Breakfast | Funny Coffee Mug

The Thank-you Card List. Updated Quarterly. Nobody Knows It Exists. | Funny Coffee Mug

We Were Told Money Would Be the Issue. The Issue Is Favours. There Is No Exchange Rate. | Funny Money Coffee Mug

Boreout: Like Burnout, but the Cause Is Nothing Happening. Symptoms Identical. Sympathy: Less. | Funny Coffee Mug

Raised on Mixtapes and Bad Decisions | Funny Coffee Mug

Attached, but Still Annoyed | Funny Coffee Mug