The Towel Belongs to the Floor Now. We Do Not Discuss This.

The Towel Belongs to the Floor Now. We Do Not Discuss This. | Funny Coffee Mug

$31.99
Sale price  $31.99 Regular price 
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The Towel Belongs to the Floor Now. We Do Not Discuss This.

The Towel Belongs to the Floor Now. We Do Not Discuss This. | Funny Coffee Mug

$31.99
Sale price  $31.99 Regular price 
Free shipping

Free shipping, made to order. Ships worldwide. Arrives in roughly 3–8 business days within Australia, a little longer elsewhere.

Arrives damaged or wrong? We’ll replace it or refund you — no interrogation. See Returns & Replacement Guarantee and Shipping.

The towel lives on the floor.

This is settled. We don't bring it up.

A proper gift for the right person. Microwave and dishwasher safe 11oz ceramic — built for daily use, not the cupboard.

From Half Serious Mugs. Smart, dry humour for people who think they’re funnier than everyone else.

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