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Deadpan. Slightly cynical. For people who think they're funnier than everyone else.
Found Cheese on My Truck. Did Not Put Cheese on My Truck. Will Not Be the Last Cheese on My Truck. | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
We Argue Because We Care. I Care a Lot. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
First We Built the Future. Now We Are Organising Against It. The Future Has Good HR. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift
Currently Buffering My Emotions | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Quarterly Review: AI Brain Fry. Tools Used: 7. Tasks Completed: 3. Coherent Thoughts: Pending. | Funny Tech Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Our Wi-fi Connects Better Than We Do | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
The Old Internet Is Still Dying. It's Been Dying Since 2007. It Will Be Dying When I Am Dead. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Gift for Him
Eight Hundred Applications. Three Interviews. One Unpaid Internship. They Are Calling It Competitive. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Gift for Him
Throwing Bottles into the Sea Was Nicer Than Dating Apps. The Currents Had Standards. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Friend Gift
I Have Finished the Internet. There Is Nothing Left. I Am Still Scrolling. | Funny Tech Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Am Doing Five Things at Once. None of Them Is the Thing I Sat Down to Do. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
$8 Peace Lily from Home Depot. Five Years in. Has Outlived Two Relationships. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Artificial Intelligence. Shouldn't We Discover Real Intelligence First? | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Core Memory: The Moment My Child Realised I Am a Person Who Can Also Be Wrong | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Mum Gift
The Hardest Part of Cycling Is the Front Door | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Being Around People on Purpose Is, I Have Decided, an Advanced Skill | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
First Baby: Thirty Items I Had to Have. Second Baby: A Clean Towel. Third Baby: Vibes. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Mum Gift
Calendar Invite. No Agenda. Subject Line: Catch Up. I Am Not Catching Anything Up. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Adulting Powered by Hope and Reheated Coffee | Funny Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
I Already Work from Home. You Can't Bring Me Back. I Never Left. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I'm Not a Regular Mom. I'm a Barely Functioning ♥ One. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
They Said Work from Anywhere. They Meant Work from Everywhere. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Cycling to Work Loses You Twenty Minutes. And the Will to Ever Drive Again. | Funny Gym Coffee Mug | Dad Gift
Average Package | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug
Back Pain's the New Personality | Funny Birthday Mug | Gift for Him
Badged in. Left at 3:47. Nobody Noticed. Nobody Ever Does. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift