Dry Humour
Deadpan. Slightly cynical. For people who think they're funnier than everyone else.
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Are Baggy Jeans Still in. I Have Stopped Asking. Trousers Will Tell Me When They're Ready. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Am the Photo Album. Nine Thousand Pictures. None of Them Shared. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Called the School District IT Desk. They Told Me to Email the School District IT Desk. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Bare Minimum Monday — a Practice. Effective Immediately. Renewable Weekly. Compulsory in Spirit. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift -
Badged in. Left at 3:47. Nobody Noticed. Nobody Ever Does. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Brewed for the Algorithm: | Funny Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Knew Our Friendship Had Shifted. They Cancelled Three Times and I Didn't Ask Why. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Have the Energy. I Do Not Have the Will. These Are Different. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift -
Found Cheese on My Truck. Did Not Put Cheese on My Truck. Will Not Be the Last Cheese on My Truck. | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
We Argue Because We Care. I Care a Lot. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
First We Built the Future. Now We Are Organising Against It. The Future Has Good HR. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift -
Currently Buffering My Emotions | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Quarterly Review: AI Brain Fry. Tools Used: 7. Tasks Completed: 3. Coherent Thoughts: Pending. | Funny Tech Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Our Wi-fi Connects Better Than We Do | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
The Old Internet Is Still Dying. It's Been Dying Since 2007. It Will Be Dying When I Am Dead. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Gift for Him -
Eight Hundred Applications. Three Interviews. One Unpaid Internship. They Are Calling It Competitive. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Gift for Him -
Throwing Bottles into the Sea Was Nicer Than Dating Apps. The Currents Had Standards. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Friend Gift -
I Have Finished the Internet. There Is Nothing Left. I Am Still Scrolling. | Funny Tech Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Am Doing Five Things at Once. None of Them Is the Thing I Sat Down to Do. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
$8 Peace Lily from Home Depot. Five Years in. Has Outlived Two Relationships. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Artificial Intelligence. Shouldn't We Discover Real Intelligence First? | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Core Memory: The Moment My Child Realised I Am a Person Who Can Also Be Wrong | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Mum Gift -
The Hardest Part of Cycling Is the Front Door | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Being Around People on Purpose Is, I Have Decided, an Advanced Skill | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
