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Deadpan. Slightly cynical. For people who think they're funnier than everyone else.
The Best Part of Any Social Event Is the Drive Home | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Craft Beer, Craftier Excuses | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Am Doing Five Things at Once. None of Them Is the Thing I Sat Down to Do. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Used to Call It a Personality Trait. Now I Call It the Deposit on My Therapy. | Funny Gym Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
We Argue Because We Care. I Care a Lot. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Cat Hair: The Glitter of My Life | Funny Animal Lover Coffee Mug | Mum Gift
I Am Certified in Films You Now Study at University | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Badged in. Left at 3:47. Nobody Noticed. Nobody Ever Does. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Booking the Trip Took Longer Than the Trip Will | Funny Travel Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
My Cultural References Peaked in 2009 and I Am at Peace with It | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift
Watered the Fake Plant. It Is Doing Well. So Are We. | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Career Goals: Fewer Meetings, More Snacks | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Already Work from Home. You Can't Bring Me Back. I Never Left. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Have Strong Opinions About Bins. This Is the Bin Night Era of My Life. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
Mentally at Home, Physically at This Event | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Won the Argument. In the Shower. The Other Person Was Not Invited. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
P-plate Test Next Week. I Have Been Driving for Fifteen Years. | Funny Political Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
Cycling to Work Loses You Twenty Minutes. And the Will to Ever Drive Again. | Funny Gym Coffee Mug | Dad Gift
Artificial Intelligence. Shouldn't We Discover Real Intelligence First? | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Television Peaked When a Cartoon Villain Interviewed Björk and Nobody Told the Audience Why | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Friend Gift
Cancelled Plans > Everything | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Gift for Him
Praying for Patience I Won't Use | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
First We Built the Future. Now We Are Organising Against It. The Future Has Good HR. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift
Conscious Quit Letter. Date: When I'm Ready. Reason: Values Misalignment. Notice Period: Emotional. Final Day: Already Gone. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Gift for Him
Asked the Internet If Anyone Else Was Having No Success with Dating. Replies Came in for a Year. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Attached, but Still Annoyed | Funny Coffee Mug