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Deadpan. Slightly cynical. For people who think they're funnier than everyone else.
Booking the Trip Took Longer Than the Trip Will | Funny Travel Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
My Cultural References Peaked in 2009 and I Am at Peace with It | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift
Watered the Fake Plant. It Is Doing Well. So Are We. | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Career Goals: Fewer Meetings, More Snacks | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Already Work from Home. You Can't Bring Me Back. I Never Left. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Have Strong Opinions About Bins. This Is the Bin Night Era of My Life. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
Mentally at Home, Physically at This Event | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Won the Argument. In the Shower. The Other Person Was Not Invited. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
P-plate Test Next Week. I Have Been Driving for Fifteen Years. | Funny Political Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
Cycling to Work Loses You Twenty Minutes. And the Will to Ever Drive Again. | Funny Gym Coffee Mug | Dad Gift
Artificial Intelligence. Shouldn't We Discover Real Intelligence First? | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Television Peaked When a Cartoon Villain Interviewed Björk and Nobody Told the Audience Why | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Friend Gift
Cancelled Plans > Everything | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Gift for Him
Praying for Patience I Won't Use | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
First We Built the Future. Now We Are Organising Against It. The Future Has Good HR. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift
Conscious Quit Letter. Date: When I'm Ready. Reason: Values Misalignment. Notice Period: Emotional. Final Day: Already Gone. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Gift for Him
Are Baggy Jeans Still in. I Have Stopped Asking. Trousers Will Tell Me When They're Ready. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Am the Photo Album. Nine Thousand Pictures. None of Them Shared. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Called the School District IT Desk. They Told Me to Email the School District IT Desk. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Bare Minimum Monday — a Practice. Effective Immediately. Renewable Weekly. Compulsory in Spirit. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift
Badged in. Left at 3:47. Nobody Noticed. Nobody Ever Does. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Brewed for the Algorithm: | Funny Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Knew Our Friendship Had Shifted. They Cancelled Three Times and I Didn't Ask Why. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Have the Energy. I Do Not Have the Will. These Are Different. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift
Attached, but Still Annoyed | Funny Coffee Mug
Auto-renew Is the Real Monthly. The Rest Is Decoration | Funny Coffee Mug
Automated Myself Out, Still in Meetings | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug