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Deadpan. Slightly cynical. For people who think they're funnier than everyone else.
Some Call It Chaos, I Call It My Parenting Strategy | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Get Up. Try Again. Don't Be Dramatic. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
I Called the School District IT Desk. They Told Me to Email the School District IT Desk. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Cannot Believe I Am a Morning Person. I Was Raised Right. This Is a Betrayal. | Funny Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Brewed for the Algorithm: | Funny Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Calendar Invite. No Agenda. Subject Line: Catch Up. I Am Not Catching Anything Up. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
My Kid Is Now Driving. Every Other Parent Is Suddenly the Problem. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Mum Gift
I AM NOW THE MAN ON THE LAWN. THE LAWN IS a METAPHOR. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
The Dog Knows I Am Pretending to Work. The Dog Has Not Told Anyone. Yet. | Funny Animal Lover Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Friendly Reminder Is the Most Hostile Phrase in the Language | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
The Cat Runs the Room Now. The Room Agrees. | Funny Animal Lover Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Things I Said Tonight: 'I'll Just Check One Thing.' Things I Have Done: Not Gone to Bed. | Funny Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
What Worked for Me: A Fear of Consequences, Three Calendars, and a Friend Who Texts Me at 8 | Funny Gym Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
The Meeting Was a Status Update. The Status Update Was a Meeting. We Attended Both. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Am Bad at Pretending. I Am Pretending I Am Not. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
My Playlist Has Wrinkles | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
Asked the Internet If Anyone Else Was Having No Success with Dating. Replies Came in for a Year. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
We Did the Spreadsheet on Having a Second. The Spreadsheet Said Please Consult a Fortune Teller. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Mum Gift
I'm Not a Regular Mom. I'm a Barely Functioning ♥ One. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Sorry. No, You Go. Sorry. No, Really. Sorry. (At This Rate We'll Never Get Anywhere.) | Funny Political Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Buy the Snacks with the Good Fonts. They Taste the Same. The Fonts Know. | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
P-plate Test Next Week. I Have Been Driving for Fifteen Years. | Funny Political Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
Core Memory: The Moment My Child Realised I Am a Person Who Can Also Be Wrong | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Mum Gift
Always Missing a Part | Funny Coffee Mug
Angels Protect. Sarcasm Directs | Funny Coffee Mug
Another Day, Another Poorly Timed Comment | Funny Coffee Mug