Dry Humour
Deadpan. Slightly cynical. For people who think they're funnier than everyone else.
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Throwing Bottles into the Sea Was Nicer Than Dating Apps. The Currents Had Standards. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Friend Gift -
I Shift Careers Every Three Years. Each One Was Supposed to Be the One I Rest In. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
Television Peaked When a Cartoon Villain Interviewed Björk and Nobody Told the Audience Why | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Friend Gift -
Confidence: Faked Daily | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Gift for Him -
It's Time to Draw the Line. I Will Draw It Tomorrow. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Can Someone Identify This Plant. I Have Had It for Nine Years. | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Deadline Ostrich: Head in the Sand. Due Tomorrow. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Motherhood: The Unpaid Internship I Never Applied For | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Career Goals: Fewer Meetings, More Snacks | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Knew Our Friendship Had Shifted. They Cancelled Three Times and I Didn't Ask Why. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Have Finished the Internet. There Is Nothing Left. I Am Still Scrolling. | Funny Tech Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Caffeine: Because Screaming into a Pillow Isn't Always Appropriate | Funny Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
My Patience Ran Off Without Leaving a Note | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
May Your Marriage Outlast the Group Chat That Planned It | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Beast Mode? More Like Mildly Annoyed Mode | Funny Gym Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
The Old Internet Is Still Dying. It's Been Dying Since 2007. It Will Be Dying When I Am Dead. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Gift for Him -
Quit the Apps. Met Someone in Real Life. She Also Met Me on the Apps. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
Watered the Fake Plant. It Is Doing Well. So Are We. | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Found Cheese on My Truck. Did Not Put Cheese on My Truck. Will Not Be the Last Cheese on My Truck. | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
I Am the Photo Album. Nine Thousand Pictures. None of Them Shared. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
The Dog Knows I Am Pretending to Work. The Dog Has Not Told Anyone. Yet. | Funny Animal Lover Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Friendly Reminder Is the Most Hostile Phrase in the Language | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Have the Energy. I Do Not Have the Will. These Are Different. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift -
PARENT (RETIRED). REFEREE (CURRENT). | Funny Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
