Dry Humour
Deadpan. Slightly cynical. For people who think they're funnier than everyone else.
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Things I Said Tonight: 'I'll Just Check One Thing.' Things I Have Done: Not Gone to Bed. | Funny Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Cannot Believe I Am a Morning Person. I Was Raised Right. This Is a Betrayal. | Funny Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Eight Hundred Applications. Three Interviews. One Unpaid Internship. They Are Calling It Competitive. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Gift for Him -
Conscious Quit Letter. Date: When I'm Ready. Reason: Values Misalignment. Notice Period: Emotional. Final Day: Already Gone. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Gift for Him -
I Have Strong Opinions About Bins. This Is the Bin Night Era of My Life. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
Won the Argument. In the Shower. The Other Person Was Not Invited. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
Took the Day Off for a Cough I Have Not Yet Developed | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Gift for Him -
Job Description, Abridged: Must Be Able to Predict the Future, Perform Miracles, and Tolerate the Founders | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Throwing Bottles into the Sea Was Nicer Than Dating Apps. The Currents Had Standards. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Friend Gift -
I Shift Careers Every Three Years. Each One Was Supposed to Be the One I Rest In. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
Television Peaked When a Cartoon Villain Interviewed Björk and Nobody Told the Audience Why | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Friend Gift -
Confidence: Faked Daily | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Gift for Him -
It's Time to Draw the Line. I Will Draw It Tomorrow. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Can Someone Identify This Plant. I Have Had It for Nine Years. | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Deadline Ostrich: Head in the Sand. Due Tomorrow. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Motherhood: The Unpaid Internship I Never Applied For | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Career Goals: Fewer Meetings, More Snacks | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Knew Our Friendship Had Shifted. They Cancelled Three Times and I Didn't Ask Why. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Have Finished the Internet. There Is Nothing Left. I Am Still Scrolling. | Funny Tech Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Caffeine: Because Screaming into a Pillow Isn't Always Appropriate | Funny Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
My Patience Ran Off Without Leaving a Note | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
May Your Marriage Outlast the Group Chat That Planned It | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Beast Mode? More Like Mildly Annoyed Mode | Funny Gym Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
The Old Internet Is Still Dying. It's Been Dying Since 2007. It Will Be Dying When I Am Dead. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Gift for Him
