Dry Humour
Deadpan. Slightly cynical. For people who think they're funnier than everyone else.
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Quit the Apps. Met Someone in Real Life. She Also Met Me on the Apps. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
Watered the Fake Plant. It Is Doing Well. So Are We. | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Found Cheese on My Truck. Did Not Put Cheese on My Truck. Will Not Be the Last Cheese on My Truck. | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
I Am the Photo Album. Nine Thousand Pictures. None of Them Shared. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
The Dog Knows I Am Pretending to Work. The Dog Has Not Told Anyone. Yet. | Funny Animal Lover Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Friendly Reminder Is the Most Hostile Phrase in the Language | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Have the Energy. I Do Not Have the Will. These Are Different. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift -
PARENT (RETIRED). REFEREE (CURRENT). | Funny Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
Journalled Once. Felt Worse. Stopped Immediately. Highly Recommend. | Funny Gym Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
First Baby: Thirty Items I Had to Have. Second Baby: A Clean Towel. Third Baby: Vibes. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Mum Gift -
Printed Retro for Your Modern Scroll | Funny Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
Running on Caffeine, Vibes, and Academic Regret | Funny Coffee Mug | Gift for Her -
My Back Has Stronger Opinions About Concerts Than My Taste Does | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Eco-ish | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Friend Gift -
Currently Being Lapped by a Chatbot | Funny Tech Coffee Mug | Gift for Him -
My Playlist Has Wrinkles | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
I Am Bad at Pretending. I Am Pretending I Am Not. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
I Shift Careers Every Three Years. Each One Was Supposed to Be the One I Rest In. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift -
May Your Marriage Outlast the Group Chat That Planned It | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Be Kind. Rewind. And Maybe Recycle. | Funny Adulting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
Took the Day Off for a Cough I Have Not Yet Developed | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Gift for Him -
My Patience Ran Off Without Leaving a Note | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I'm Not a Regular Mom. I'm a Barely Functioning ♥ One. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift -
I Declined the Meeting. Got Invited to a Smaller Meeting. About the Meeting I Declined. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
