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Deadpan. Slightly cynical. For people who think they're funnier than everyone else.
Can Someone Identify This Plant. I Have Had It for Nine Years. | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Adulting Powered by Hope and Reheated Coffee | Funny Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
Quit the Apps. Met Someone in Real Life. She Also Met Me on the Apps. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
Are Baggy Jeans Still in. I Have Stopped Asking. Trousers Will Tell Me When They're Ready. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Bare Minimum Monday — a Practice. Effective Immediately. Renewable Weekly. Compulsory in Spirit. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Coworker Gift
Running on Caffeine, Vibes, and Academic Regret | Funny Coffee Mug | Gift for Her
First Wall Art I Owned Was a Velvet Blacklight Poster. Things Have Not Improved. | Funny Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
Confidence: Faked Daily | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Gift for Him
Motherhood: The Unpaid Internship I Never Applied For | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Bought a House. Just Me. The Mortgage Broker Handled It Like a Death Notification. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Being Around People on Purpose Is, I Have Decided, an Advanced Skill | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Sorry. No, You Go. Sorry. No, Really. Sorry. (At This Rate We'll Never Get Anywhere.) | Funny Political Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
They Said Work from Anywhere. They Meant Work from Everywhere. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Asked the Internet for Help Buying a Hat. Three Weeks Later: Still No Hat. Many Opinions. | Funny Tech Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
The Penguin Sees You Trying. The Penguin Is Unimpressed. The Penguin Remembers Nothing. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Buy the Snacks with the Good Fonts. They Taste the Same. The Fonts Know. | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Asked the Apps Where I Went Wrong. They Sent Results. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Currently Buffering My Emotions | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Have Decided My Plant Is Shy. The Alternative Is That I'm a Bad Caretaker. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
Our Wi-fi Connects Better Than We Do | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Faith, Family, and Free Wi-Fi | Funny Tech Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I'm Not Setting a Boundary. I'm Avoiding You. They Are Not the Same. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
FRIENDLY REMINDER FROM MANAGEMENT. NOT FRIENDLY. NOT REMINDER. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
My Landlord Painted the Bedroom with a Roller. Over the Trim. Over the Outlet. Over the Spider. | Funny Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Artificial Intelligence. Shouldn't We Discover Real Intelligence First? | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift