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Deadpan. Slightly cynical. For people who think they're funnier than everyone else.
Motherhood: The Unpaid Internship I Never Applied For | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Bought a House. Just Me. The Mortgage Broker Handled It Like a Death Notification. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Being Around People on Purpose Is, I Have Decided, an Advanced Skill | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Sorry. No, You Go. Sorry. No, Really. Sorry. (At This Rate We'll Never Get Anywhere.) | Funny Political Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
They Said Work from Anywhere. They Meant Work from Everywhere. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Asked the Internet for Help Buying a Hat. Three Weeks Later: Still No Hat. Many Opinions. | Funny Tech Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
The Penguin Sees You Trying. The Penguin Is Unimpressed. The Penguin Remembers Nothing. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Buy the Snacks with the Good Fonts. They Taste the Same. The Fonts Know. | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Asked the Apps Where I Went Wrong. They Sent Results. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Currently Buffering My Emotions | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Have Decided My Plant Is Shy. The Alternative Is That I'm a Bad Caretaker. | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Birthday Gift
Our Wi-fi Connects Better Than We Do | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Faith, Family, and Free Wi-Fi | Funny Tech Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I'm Not Setting a Boundary. I'm Avoiding You. They Are Not the Same. | Funny Introvert Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
FRIENDLY REMINDER FROM MANAGEMENT. NOT FRIENDLY. NOT REMINDER. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
My Landlord Painted the Bedroom with a Roller. Over the Trim. Over the Outlet. Over the Spider. | Funny Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
The Best Part of Any Social Event Is the Drive Home | Funny Dark Humour Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Craft Beer, Craftier Excuses | Funny Foodie Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
I Am Doing Five Things at Once. None of Them Is the Thing I Sat Down to Do. | Funny Parenting Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Used to Call It a Personality Trait. Now I Call It the Deposit on My Therapy. | Funny Gym Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
We Argue Because We Care. I Care a Lot. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Cat Hair: The Glitter of My Life | Funny Animal Lover Coffee Mug | Mum Gift
I Am Certified in Films You Now Study at University | Funny Hobby Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Badged in. Left at 3:47. Nobody Noticed. Nobody Ever Does. | Funny Office Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Asked the Internet If Anyone Else Was Having No Success with Dating. Replies Came in for a Year. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug | Secret Santa Gift
Attached, but Still Annoyed | Funny Coffee Mug