I Am No Longer Seeking Love. I Am Seeking a Kettle That Boils Faster.

I Am No Longer Seeking Love. I Am Seeking a Kettle That Boils Faster. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug

$31.99
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I Am No Longer Seeking Love. I Am Seeking a Kettle That Boils Faster.

I Am No Longer Seeking Love. I Am Seeking a Kettle That Boils Faster. | Funny Relationship Coffee Mug

$31.99
Sale price  $31.99 Regular price 
Free shipping

Free shipping, made to order. Ships worldwide. Arrives in roughly 3–8 business days within Australia, a little longer elsewhere.

Arrives damaged or wrong? We’ll replace it or refund you — no interrogation. See Returns & Replacement Guarantee and Shipping.

Love, no longer the priority.

A faster kettle, now firmly the priority.

A proper gift for the right person. Microwave and dishwasher safe 11oz ceramic — built for daily use, not the cupboard.

From Half Serious Mugs. Smart, dry humour for people who think they’re funnier than everyone else.

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