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Have Not Worn Shoes in Three Weeks. Cannot Remember Where They Are. Do Not Need Them. | Funny Coffee Mug
$31.99
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$31.99
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Free shipping, made to order. Ships worldwide. Arrives in roughly 3–8 business days within Australia, a little longer elsewhere.
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Three weeks, no shoes.
Location unknown. Requirement, on reflection, also unknown.
A proper gift for the right person. Microwave and dishwasher safe 11oz ceramic — built for daily use, not the cupboard.
From Half Serious Mugs. Smart, dry humour for people who think they’re funnier than everyone else.
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